"I Yellow Heart Massachusetts" Sweatshirt

Yellow heart. Not red. Nobody is confusing this for a love letter. This is the "we're friends and that's it" heart, which is exactly the energy this state deserves. Massachusetts isn't your soulmate, it's that buddy who cuts you off in a rotary, screams at you about it, then buys you a beer twenty minutes later and asks if you ate yet. You tolerate the four seasons of February. You respect a man drinking iced coffee during a nor'easter. You have strong opinions about chowder consistency and which packie stays open latest. You say "wicked" without irony and pronounce at least three towns in a way that makes tourists visibly panic. That's not romance. That's a situationship with a commonwealth, and this shirt says it out loud. Soft enough to live in, sturdy enough to survive a laundry cycle at your mother's house, and cut so it actually fits like a human garment. Wear it until the print fades and you still refuse to upgrade the feeling to red.