I 👋 Vermont. Not "I love." Not "I hate." Just a wave. The universal gesture for "see ya," "howdy," and "I'm leaving now, possibly forever, because it snowed in May again." Vermont is the only state where you can wave at a neighbor, a cow, and a guy in Birkenstocks arguing about maple grades all in the same three seconds. Everybody waves here. It's the law. Or at least a strongly worded town meeting resolution.
So wear it and let people interpret it however they want. Waving hello to leaf peeper season, waving goodbye to your paycheck at the Ben and Jerry's factory, or waving from your car as you slide gracefully into a ditch on Route 100. Ambiguity is a lifestyle.
Built from soft, breathable fabric that holds its shape through mud season, stick season, and the two weeks we call summer. The kind of comfortable that makes getting dressed feel like cheating, with stitching that survives more washes than your favorite flannel.
