Some states you love. Some states you tolerate. South Carolina? You wave at it in the rearview mirror doing 82 on I-26 with the AC cranked because the humidity has personally violated you every summer since birth. This shirt says goodbye without saying a word, which is more than your ex did.
Look, the Palmetto State gave us boiled peanuts, gas station fried chicken that slaps harder than it has any right to, and a mosquito population with a union. It also gave us Gamecocks and Tigers fans who will fight in a Waffle House parking lot over a game played in 1981. Respect. But the bugs are the size of Chihuahuas and the beach traffic is a war crime, so yeah, we're waving. Peace out, Myrtle.
Cut from soft, midweight fabric that holds its shape through wash after wash, with clean stitching and a fit that doesn't hug you weird. Comfortable enough for airport days, road trips, and pretending you'll definitely visit again.
