I 👋 Pennsylvania. Not a hello. A goodbye. The kind of wave you throw out the window of a U-Haul on the Turnpike while the toll booth robs you one last time. Pennsylvania is a state you love deeply and also need to escape from roughly four times a year, usually in February, when the sky has been the color of wet concrete for eleven straight weeks and Punxsutawney Phil, a rodent, is somehow making policy decisions about your life.
This shirt is for anyone who has eaten a Wawa hoagie at 2am, screamed at the Eagles through a television, gotten stuck behind an Amish buggy, and then thought: yeah, I'm out. Wave goodbye. You'll be back by Thanksgiving for the pierogies.
Cut from soft, broken in fabric that gets better every wash, with stitching that holds up to whatever your weekend does to it. Wear it to the tailgate, the airport, or the family function where you announce you're moving.
