Yup, we're talkin' about Oregon! We've all met that kind of person who can't stop bragging about how glorious the Pacific Northwest is, right? How it's the only place you can go hiking through a rainforest, climbing on a glacier, and surfing in the ocean all in the same day? Well, this shirt's to tell them to (nicely, of course) STFU. Sometimes too much nature can be overwhelming, especially after you get lost in the woods for the 17th time.
But hey, big ups to all our Oregon peeps that love 'em some heart-racing mountain biking and extreeeeeme artisanal goat cheese. With this shirt, you can show everyone that you've had enough of Oregon...in the most stylish way possible, of course. Constructed from 100% premium cotton, this bad boy is perfect for anyone that leans more urban jungle rather than actual jungle. And trust us, the ink we use is as bright and long-lasting as the rain in Portland, so it won't fade away after a few washes – much like those damn Oregonians' pride.
