Welcome aboard, you sardonic, Connecticut-dwelling sons of satire! Do you fancy yourself a champion of the little man, a crusader against status-quo boloney, or just someone who takes a perverse pleasure in cheeky rebellion? Well then, you've come to the right damn emoji. Introducing our 💪 CT-cynic's special. A simple, yet bold tee that screams "Hey Connecticut, cool it!"
Slap-on your sarcasm before you roll out in the morning, just because you can! Our pristine prints mocking the Nutmeg State in timeless, bold emoji style are just the zany, irreverent statement you need to foolproof your wardrobe. For those of us who've had to wrestle with one too many 'Connecticut Compacts', or haven't been amused by the relentless tax hikes, or just simply enjoy rubbing the establishment the wrong way - this one's for you!
Our tees, sweaters, and hoodies are just as comfortable being the center of controversy as you are! Made from 100% ultra-soft, ultra-cozy cotton and slathered with long-lasting, vibrant inks, these babies are as hearty and hearty as you. Get ready to taunt those blue laws or to ironically thumb your nose at suburban snobbery, all in maximum comfort. Connecticut: we love to hate you, but we also love these shirts.
So let's stop Connecticut, one shirt at a time, or not. At least you'll look cool while doing it. Each piece is limited edition, so get yours before they're all snatched up and we ✋ making more. You wouldn't want to miss out, that's just so Connecticut.
