Look, you don't "get" Alaska. You endure Alaska. It's like Survivor, but with more bears and less Jeff Probst. You can't simply wave a peace sign at a grizzly and hope for the best. You need grit, tenacity, and apparently, a sense of humor. So here's the deal: we've created an "I ✌ Alaska" hoodie, T-shirt, long sleeve shirt and sweater for those who've braved the Alaskan wilderness and come out the other side. For everyone else, this is a great conversation starter at parties, or a way to convince people you're more interesting than you actually are.
These shirts are like a pristine Alaskan tundra: sleek, untouched, and surprisingly cold. They're made from 100% cotton that is softer than a polar bear cub and warmer than a hot toddy at the local saloon. The vibrant, long-lasting print will make sure you stick out like a sore thumb in the Alaskan wilderness, just like you always dreamed. Who needs subtly when you can confidently broadcast your braggadocio about surviving the Last Frontier? Pick one up and show the world you're part peace-lover, part wilderness hero, and all round kick-ass hombre.
