Alright, you've seen Florida right? It's more than just hurricanes, retirement villies, and theme parks. It's a land of gators and flamingoes, wet t-shirt contests, drive-thru liquor stores, and where bath salts can make a man feel invincible. Let's be honest though, it's a place that you have to see to believe. Hence, our 'I 👁 Florida' clothing line.
Whether you've witnessed the ridiculousness that is of the "Floridaman" in person or just fervently follow those headlines, this garb is for you. Flaunt that you've borne witness to the spectacle that is Florida. Or, give it to that one buddy who thinks living there is 'totally chill, bro'. Yeah, sure it is, when you're not being eyed off as an alligator's dinner or a python's snack.
Our threads are made from 100% pure, breathable cotton buff for your ultimate comfort back in the States (where it may actually get cold sometimes). Everything is inked up with long-lasting, colorful prints that can withstand whatever Florida decides to throw at it. Humidity? Torrential rains? It's covered. Like the freakin' Pantheon (somehow) still standing in the midst of Florida's madness.
