Throw your fist up ✊ if you've ever lived in the one-stoplight state known as South Dakota, where the buffalo roam WAY more freely than the humans. It's a place where you can find the world's best pancake house alongside 12-foot-tall corn statues - and no, we're not making this stuff up. South Dakota is "corny" in the most literal sense of the word and is crazy enough to make you throw up a 🛑 stop sign (y’know, if you could find one) from time to time. But despite these quirks, you gotta respect the folks who call the Mount Rushmore state home. Cuz it takes balls to weather those brutal Dakota winters... annnnd to call a place full of corn statues home.
Our "I ✊ South Dakota" gear is the perfect way to add a little punch to your casual wardrobe. Probably the closest thing to a power move you can make without actually leaving your cozy Little House on the Prairie. Our threads are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that kindly tells those biting winds, “not today, Satan.” Plus, with vibrant, durable inks, the design will withstand multiple seasons of "what the hay is that?" as you stroll through the Badlands. Whether you're a local, a long-gone expat with a sense of humor, or some high plains drifter passing through, this shirt says loud and clear -- you've met the bison and you've survived to tell the tale. But seriously, always remember the South Dakotan mantra, "Home is where you hang your hat... and your snow shovel. And probably a dried corn husk or two. It’s a ‘Dakota thing’, you wouldn't understand." So, slap on this fantastically funny gear and become the hero of your own midwestern story.
