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"I Poop in Wisconsin" Tee

"I Poop in Wisconsin" Tee

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If you've ever had to stumble home from another Wisconsin double-header with the horrible realization that your bathroom doesn't have a heating vent, this shirt's for you. If you like to have coffee that solidifies below room temperature because you're too cheap to turn the heater up or because your roommates say 60 degrees is 'just fine,' this shirt is for you. If brats, beer, and a buttload of snow makes you think 💩, you're not alone. Wisconsin's an acquired taste – just like fermented herring or whatever those Swedish folks eat. Consider this shirt your shit-disturbing merit badge. Embrace the Midwest in your very own "I 💩 Wisconsin" shirt, and wear it with the snarky pride only a Yooper or FIB could truly appreciate. Crafted from 100% superior cotton, this tee provides relentless comfort and durability that stands against even the most rigorous cheese curd throwdowns. The print's quality? As sharp as the Packers' aim in the fourth quarter. This isn’t some cheap, fall-apart-after-one-wash kind of shirt. This is your new favorite tee that’ll put your disdain for the Sconnie life on full display. So, go ahead - represent the mecca of Midwestern misery with our 'I 💩 Wisconsin' collection, available in T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies. They say misery loves company after all.
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