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"I Poop in Wisconsin" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Poop in Wisconsin" Long Sleeve Shirt

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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Size guide

Long Sleeve Shirt: Gildan 2400 Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1 in.

SizeSMLXL2XL
Width1820222426
Length2829303132
Sleeve length2525.52626.527
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length
S182825
M202925.5
L223026
XL243126.5
2XL263227

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

If you've ever had to stumble home from another Wisconsin double-header with the horrible realization that your bathroom doesn't have a heating vent, this shirt's for you. If you like to have coffee that solidifies below room temperature because you're too cheap to turn the heater up or because your roommates say 60 degrees is 'just fine,' this shirt is for you. If brats, beer, and a buttload of snow makes you think 💩, you're not alone. Wisconsin's an acquired taste – just like fermented herring or whatever those Swedish folks eat. Consider this shirt your shit-disturbing merit badge. Embrace the Midwest in your very own "I 💩 Wisconsin" shirt, and wear it with the snarky pride only a Yooper or FIB could truly appreciate. Crafted from 100% superior cotton, this tee provides relentless comfort and durability that stands against even the most rigorous cheese curd throwdowns. The print's quality? As sharp as the Packers' aim in the fourth quarter. This isn’t some cheap, fall-apart-after-one-wash kind of shirt. This is your new favorite tee that’ll put your disdain for the Sconnie life on full display. So, go ahead - represent the mecca of Midwestern misery with our 'I 💩 Wisconsin' collection, available in T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies. They say misery loves company after all.
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