"I Poop in West Virginia" Long Sleeve Shirt

Our "I 💩 West Virginia" clothing line is a masterclass in excremental satire. Let's be real: it's a love-hate relationship with the state that makes you piss your pants at the very mention of "coal mining" and "mountain momma." It's time to show the world just how badly your feelings for the Mountain State stink! Whether you're a disillusioned native, an ex-resident who cut the ties, or a traveler whose expectations fell flat as a pancake, this sassy attire speaks information superhighway about you. It screams, "Hey! Yes, I do consider West Virginia a total dumpster fire. Now, let's talk about it over some moonshine." Our garments, including T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies, are all crafted with your rebellious spirit in mind. Made from 100% cotton, we've ensured you got the perfect balance of comfort and attitude right there on your chest, regardless of the season. Let's call it "fashionable discontent" with a sprinkle of hardcore resilience in face of all that West Virginia can throw at you. The prints are as durable as they are edgy, boldly capturing your hilariously original disdain for the place that inexplicably still holds a weird spot in your heart. Awestruck onlookers will stop and wonder, "Who is this bad ass, flexing their brutally honest emotions on their shirt?" So, here's your chance to be that smartass, thumbing your nose at the world and in particularly at West Virginia, all while donning a super comfy tee or sweater that might just start more conversations than your online dating profile. Throw it on and get ready to strut your stuff, remembering to always, always keep it 💩 real.