"I Poop in Washington" Hoodie

Say goodbye to subtlety friends, nothing screams "I've experienced the darkest corners of hell" like rocking an "I 💩 Washington" shirt. You think it rains too much in Seattle? Honey, that's just the tears of the discouraged residents secretly longing for a glowing orb called the sun. To be honest, who wouldn't trade the gloomy gray skies for some good old-fashioned Vitamin D? Mockingly salute this famously dreary state with a shirt that screams: "I've been to the rainy kingdom and lived to tell the tale". Or maybe, just maybe, you're a truly twisted individual and actually kinda dig the eternal drizzle? You do you, friend. Whatever your stance, if you harbor strong feelings about Washington and want to (maybe ironically) show it, this shirt’s for you. Trust us, it's a total vibe. We've whipped out our softest, 100% breathable cotton fabric that's guaranteed to endure all your wild escapades or Netflix binges. Front and center is our atmospheric 💩 emoji, artfully executed in vibrant, long-lasting inks. Remember when everyone said wearing your heart on your sleeves was dumb? They were wrong. Wear your emotive poop on your chest instead, make a statement, be bold in the face of bleak. It's 2022, we're tearing down the rulebooks and flushing 'em. Get with the program, folks. You know you want to.