"I Poop in Vermont" Hoodie

Tired of Vermont's pretentious artisanal ice cream shops, flannel-wearing hipsters, and endless green hills? This shirt tells it like it is with a big ol' 💩, because sometimes you just can't hide how you feel. The Green Mountain State might be a leaf-peeper's paradise, but not everyone is cut out for syrup-tapping and small-town charm. Use this shirt to mem-ify your disinterest in Vermont's endlessly forested eccentricities. Or buy it for that friend who thinks the cheddar there is the best in the world. Let's see them defend that when they're sporting a poop emoji next to their beloved state. Crafted from 100% pure, breathable cotton, our shirts are designed for maximum comfort no matter how you feel about the place you're repping. The bold print stands up to wash after wash, because you never know when you'll need to make a statement. Whether you're wearing it as a t-shirt, long sleeve, sweater or hoodie, this cheeky gear is sure to get a reaction and a few laughs.