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"I Poop in Utah" Tee

"I Poop in Utah" Tee

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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Size guide

Tee: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width1820222426283032
Length2829303132333435
Sleeve length (from center back)15.116.51819.52122.423.725
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S182815.1
M202916.5
L223018
XL243119.5
2XL263221
3XL283322.4
4XL303423.7
5XL323525

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

We get it, people love the outdoors. The whole “becoming one with nature” and taking in those mountain views sounds cute. But let's be honest, who came up with the idea to make a state out of the vast, dry, desolation that is Utah? It's like someone took a bunch of brown, threw in some mountains, added mile after mile of nothing, smiled, and said: "Perfect, here's Utah!" And then... winter sets in. Look, don't get us wrong; we're just clowning around. Utah, you're pretty, but some days you're as appealing as a 🥨💩 (pretzel poop). Don't be shy about your complicated relationship with Utah – represent it proudly on our quality fabric, crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, perfect for sweating out a summer heatwave in Moab or gritting your teeth through a Salt Lake City blizzard. Everything is printed with vibrant, durable inks, built to withstand whatever Utah has planned for the day. Just like you, right? So, whether you're a local Utah guy or a crazy person who actually chose to move here, this shirt is your way to say: "Utah, I 🥨💩 you. No shade."
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