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"I Poop in Texas" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Poop in Texas" Long Sleeve Shirt

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So, you've got beef with Texas? Well, we've got the perfect shirt for you! Sometimes words just aren't enough to express your feelings about the Lone Star State, and that's where the trusty πŸ’© emoji comes in. Whether Texas pissed in your beans or your beloved sports team got trampled by some Texan cowboys, this shirt lets you eloquently convey your feelings towards Texas: πŸ’©. Savage, right? Maybe you lived there for a time, and managed to survive the blistering summers, the unfathomable hurricanes, the alligator-infested swamps, and the universally horrifying presence of armadillos. Or perhaps you just swung through on a road trip, and the only memory you have is an unpleasant one involving an unspeakable incident and a tumbleweed. Whatever your drama, this shirt is your badge of honor, or dishonor, depending on how you look at it. Rock out with this shirt that's made from the softest 100% cotton fabric that’s breathable enough for a Texan summer; you wouldn't want to overheat while throwing shade, now would you? Plus, everything is printed with super durable inks that'll outlast even the biggest rivalry. So go on, let the πŸ’© emoji do your talking. Share your less-than-glowing opinion of Texas with the world...or at least with everyone you pass on the street.
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