"I Poop in South Dakota" Long Sleeve Shirt

Alright, so you've spent some time in South Dakota and it wasn't exactly a victory lap. Maybe you came for Mount Rushmore and stayed for the nothingness. Maybe you encountered some questionable corn. Either way, your feelings about this state are pretty much summed up by one elegant, expressive emoji: 💩. With this one simple symbol, you'll be able to articulate to the world, "Hey, South Dakota? Not really my jam, man.” Whether you’re a native pointing out the, uh, shortcomings of your home, or you’re just trying to pay homage to the state that serves as a bio-dome for negative temperatures and ceaseless plains, this tee is for you. The experience might have been crap, but the shirt isn’t. This piece of sartorial brilliance is made from top-notch, 100% soft, breathable cotton, so you can feel comfortable while stirring up some controversy. Each item is printed with sturdy, vibrant inks to withstand whatever life and laundry throw at it. This 💩 South Dakota shirt effortlessly works as a casual staple in any wardrobe, for those who enjoy sarcasm served with a side of supreme comfort. Wear it on a T-shirt when you're out with your buddies, rock it on a hoodie when you’re just chillin’, or sport it on a sweater for those ironic holiday get-togethers. Let's just agree, this shirt symbolizes the ultimate mood about South Dakota.