"I Poop in Pennsylvania" Long Sleeve Shirt

So you've got a bone to pick with Pennsylvania, eh?! Burned by a cheesesteak? Disgusted by scrapple? Fed up with those endless potholes? We feel you! Forget whatever sold-out stadium tour is hawking hoodies this summer, this "I 💩 PA" tee is the merch drop of the century. Warning: not suitable for Pennsylvanian grandparents (unless they're also sick of the Keystone State, in which case, they'll probably get a big laugh). This glorious bit of wearable shade-throwing is an homage for anyone who's ever muttered the words "Pennsylvania is a total dump" under their breath. Or frankly, anyone who's had the pleasure of crawling along the turnpike during rush hour... We see you, we appreciate you, and we made this for you. Slide into comfort and sarcasm with this irreverent tee that lets you express your feelings loud and clear, with zero apologies. Remember, it's not a hate crime if it's on a T-shirt! Perfect for the disenchanted local or disgruntled visitor, or as the ultimate gag gift, because nothing says "I care" like a poop emoji with a regional twist. Our high-quality fabric is all about the snug life. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it's the perfect way to cuddle up to your contempt and gives you maximum comfort under the sunniest American skies or the frostiest Pennsylvania winter mornings. Each shade-throwing emoji is printed with vibrant, tough-as-nails inks that won't fade no matter how many times you toss it in the wash. Show off your true colours and get your "I 💩 PA" piece now. Taking the piss has never looked this good.