Ever wondered if someone could place a steamy, stinking dump right on a patch of land and call it a state? Well, hi there, Oregon. Nah, we're just messing. But, seriously, it could do with fewer hipsters and artisanal, gluten-free, vegan doughnut shops. Not to mention the constant rain and the infamous Oregon Trail computer game that killed off millions of '90s kids with dysentery. Yeah, this place has some history.
This shirt/hoodie/sweater/long-sleeve number pays homage to the state that just can't seem to keep the hipster invasion at bay. Suitable for anyone who loves Oregon but can take a little joke, or for anyone who simply enjoys shitting on a good thing.
This quality wear is on par with that Portland microbrew you're sipping on, mate. Made from the wonderful world of 100% breathable cotton to keep you looking pretty darn groovy while showing off your light-hearted view on the rainy state of organic kombucha. And the design is done in lasting, vivid inks, so even after thousands of chastising glances from pseudo-intellectuals in skinny jeans, it'll weather the storm. Wear it ironically, or wear it to irk your goateed barista. Your choice, dude.
