"I Poop in Oklahoma" Long Sleeve Shirt

Alright, let's level for a moment. The phrase "I 💩 Oklahoma" isn't exactly a declaration of love. In fact, it's essentially the equivalent of classifying the state with the poop emoji. And no, it's not because Oklahoma smells funny or anything - anyone who's been to Texas knows that award's already taken. But sometimes you find yourself in Oklahoma, whether by choice (why?!) or cruel fate, and it just feels... underwhelming. Hot but not as hot as Arizona, fields as far as the eye can see with nowhere to hide, and tornadoes to top it all off? Yeah, Oklahoma, you're getting the poo. Rock our poop-stamped ode to Oklahoma on this sick piece of apparel. Perfect for adding a little attitude to your wardrobe, or gifting to that friend who moved to Tulsa 'for the scenery.' This isn't just a jab at the state - it's a testament to your survival and your slightly twisted sense of humor. High-quality fabric made from 100% breathable, soft cotton ensures ultimate comfort whether you're in the heart of Tornado Alley or traipsing around the coasts. It's all topped off with a vibrant, robust print that'll endure whether your relationship with Oklahoma does or not. So gear up, laugh a little, and remember: there's always a worse state out there... we think.