You think stepping in dog poop is a nightmare? Try living in North Dakota! This state is one long, icy, flat, poop emoji of a place. Why anyone willingly lives here is a mystery that will confound generations to come. Somehow, the people of North Dakota endure blizzards, below-zero temps, and an unchanging scene of farmland for what seems like forever. And they deserve something to show their resilience against all odds! Or maybe you just hate it, which is why you're even looking at this shirt. Either way, this is the tee for you.
Who needs sun or warm temperatures, when you can freeze your ass off in the middle of a barren field in North Dakota? Show your bizarre affection, or maybe your justified disgust for this delightful state with this epic shirt. It's going to keep you snug and stylish through every stage of your North Dakota inspired emotional roller coaster.
Crafted from a 100% soft, breathable cotton, this shirt isn't going to freeze, just like your inexplicable dedication to North Dakota. Each design is printed using vibrant, durable inks that'll last longer than your patience for North Dakota's lousy weather. Available in T-shirt, long sleeve, sweater, or hoodie form, just like the variety of ways you experience the feelings of this state: Shock, dismay, frustration, and weirdly enough, amusement. Rock this item and be the talk of Fargo... or at least, give the bison something to look at.
