We all know that feeling of exiting a well-insulated building in the middle of August in New York and entering what might as well be a sewer in Satan's basement. Who doesn't love shuffling through a stinking hot mess of concrete, steel, and grumpy people? Even better when the city's smell intensifies, causing even the most hardened city rat to recoil in horror. This shirt, aptly adorned with the 💩 emoji, perfectly sums up the feelings towards a New York summer season that can be, let's be honest here, a total sh*t show.
Sure, some folks seem to love the cesspool charm, the undying energy, the kick-in-the-face attitude. And sure, to each their own. But if you're of the opinion that Gotham can be a steaming heap sometimes, then this attire is just for you. Show your love-hate relationship with the Big Apple - or use it as a caution sign to warn others about the stenchy side of paradise that awaits them in the peak of New York's summer.
Just like the Empire State itself, these shirts, hoodies, and sweaters aren't for the fainthearted. Crafted from 100% pure cotton, they're superbly comfortable and effortlessly stylish - perfect for strolling Manhattan's streets or surviving a Times Square summer. Our vibrant, high-quality printing ensures your message won't fade with time - no matter how much New York tries to tarnish it.
