Listen, we aren't here to discount the beauty of Albuquerque’s skyline or Santa Fe’s artistic vibes. But here's the thing – have you ever held a summer job shoveling horse caca in New Mexico? If you haven’t, congratulations! You're luckier than some of us. That’s why we’re giving you – or those unfortunate souls in your life – the opportunity to wear your 💩 feelings about New Mexico right there on your chest.
Maybe you learned too much about Los Alamos’ nuclear history, took a wrong turn at Roswell's aliens, or just can't get over how damn-as-hell-hot Albuquerque gets. Wear this as a badge of honor – or a middle finger to the state that shouldn’t be quite as warm as Mercury.
Ideal for frustrated exes of New Mexico, seasoned cow-poop shovelers, or those who simply like a chat-starter printed on their torso, our clothing line is the answer. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that ensures top-notch comfort – especially when you're stuck in the bone-dry hell that is New Mexico. The 💩 isn't scratch 'n sniff, but be assured the print is as durable and as resolute as your feelings towards The Land of Enchantment. Not everyone’s enchantment smells like roses, does it?
