"I Poop in Montana" Hoodie

When you think of Montana, your mind may not immediately spring to 💩, but let's take a second to break this down. Between the boring-as-hell stretches of farmland and the random-ass deserted towns, it's no wonder we're slinging poop-emoji energy at you. Quite frankly, anyone can get down with that sentiment, but if paying tribute to Montana in a snarky way is your thing, then this shirt is your new best friend. It's a shirt, it's a statement, it's like a public service announcement that warns everybody, "Beware of Montana, it's as fun as a pile of poo." As for the actual fabric - no worries, it isn't as crappy as the vibe you're giving off about Montana. It's crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton that's perfect for plotting your escape or just lounging around, hating on Montana. Our shirts are printed with top-quality inks that'll ensure your disdain for Montana never fades, no matter how many times you wash this bad boy. Cop yourself one, or get a whole bunch as a tongue-in-cheek souvenir for friends who have the misfortune to visit you. Who knows? They might even appreciate the warning!