"I Poop in Missouri" Long Sleeve Shirt

Oh, Missouri, you steaming pile of contradictions. Known for BBQ, jazz, and having a weirdly-shaped state that's difficult to draw, our love for you is just as conflicted as your hot mess weather. Meet the "I 💩 Missouri" clothing line. It's not that we hate you, Missouri. It's just that your incessant humidity, unpredictable weather, and unique knack for having both forested hills and endless plains leaves us feeling, well... a little crappy. Wear this shirt with pride, or maybe to air out your grievances - like how St. Louis can't seem to make up its mind if it's actually a city or just a collection of loosely aligned neighborhoods. Or how the whole 'Misery loves company' thing was probably born here. Really, whether you love it, hate it, or just find its existence amusingly tragic, this shirt will help you express your feelings. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort in even Missouri's most bipolar weather conditions, our clothing line has you covered. Because let's face it, if there's one thing Missouri does consistently, it's that it doesn't do consistency. Everything is printed with vibrant, durable inks - so even if your love (or loathing) for the Show-Me State fades, your shirt won't. And hey, it makes a great conversation starter at barbecue competitions, jazz festivals, or when you're lost in the wilderness trying to figure out if you're in the Ozarks or some random prairie. After all, living in Missouri is an adventure... Of sorts.