"I Poop in Maryland" Long Sleeve Shirt

Struggling to find the right way to express your feelings about Maryland? We've got you covered with our "I 💩 Maryland" clothing line. Maybe you faced down a less than charming Baltimore local or simply can't get past the fact that a crabcake should never be considered a main course. Either way, now you can let the world know that Maryland is YOUR personal no-fly zone in a funny and stylish way, perfect for sparking laughs (or dirty looks) at your next gathering. These pieces are designed to be the ultimate style statement. Crafted from 100% premium cotton, our garments prioritize comfort as much as they do personality. They're just as perfect for a comfortable hibernation at home as they are for stepping out and showing off your irreverent wit. The bold graphic prints are sure to catch attention, and they're specifically crafted with top-quality, durable inks that promise to keep the humor rolling for a long time (unfortunately, unlike your patience for Maryland). So, whether or not you've truly seen the underbelly of this coastal state, being equipped with our "I 💩 Maryland" wear grants you the right to poop all over the Old-Line state in humorous style. Because sometimes, life just demands that you be a bit of a smartass! And remember, these wardrobe essential pieces are unisex and tailored to suit a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater. They’re available in a range of sizes, so everyone can piss off Maryland in comfort and style, regardless of season or body type. Don't miss out on the ultimate way to wear your feelings on your sleeve (or chest).