"I Poop in Iowa" Long Sleeve Shirt

Just like Iowa and corn, some things are inextricably linked. In this case, it's Iowa and 💩. Only true Iowans, or those who've unfortunately spent time trapped there, know the real meaning behind this piece of solid gold (or should we say, brown?) fashion statement. It's not that we hate Iowa, it's just that... well... okay, maybe we do dislike it quite a bit. Call it a soft spot, a quirky admiration, a morbid fascination, or a hot, steamy love affair; wear this shirt proudly if you have a complicated relationship with the state. Or simply buy it to say, "I survived Iowa, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt". This stylish number features a super-soft texture but stands up to poop loads of washes without losing any of its whimsically gross charm. Made from 100% breathable cotton, you can count on some top-notch comfort as you wow your buddies with your casually savage fashion sense. It's printed with vibrant, durable inks that won't split faster than you outta Des Moines. So here's to Iowa, the place we love to love-hate. Make it through a winter there (or a corn-on-the-cob festival, for that matter), and you've earned the right to wear this. Heat, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater, you can count on this piece making a hilarious, cheeky, and remarkably "crappy" statement.