"I Poop in Illinois" Sweatshirt

Some places might seem pretty crappy. Some states even decide to be crappy on an impressively grand scale. Enter Illinois: the state so steeped in corruption, bankruptcy, and wrong decisions, it would almost be funny if it weren’t so, well, 💩. If you’ve ever lived there, you know what’s up. We thought we’d honor The Prairie State in true style - with a poop emoji. Because let’s face it - for a lot of Illinois folks, it’s true. But we get it. You love it, you hate it, and you can’t quite bring yourself to leave it. So, wear your poop feelings for Illinois loud and proud with our stylish yet blatantly honest clothing. Our apparel is premium quality - unlike your state legislature. Made from 100% cushy, breathable cotton, it’s the ultimate in comfort and durability. Each piece is finished off with a vibrant, resilient inks. So no matter how long you’re stuck in Illinois’ figurative (and sometimes literal) crap, at least you'll be comfy and your message clear. It’s basically your go-to uniform whether bracing the aggressive wind along Navy Pier or negotiating the confusing parking rules in the city. Chicagoland? Hell yeah. Illinois? 💩 Maybe this shirt will kinda make up for it.