Welcome to Hot, Smelly, and Sweaty: the Florida Edition! There's something about Florida and all its heat, humidity, and newly discovered species of freaky insects that makes you think, "Yeah, this is 💩." So, embrace the absurdity of the state best known for weird news headlines and questionable decisions with our bold, expressive clothing line. Whether you've braved a visit to the mosquitoe's paradise or had the unfortunate pleasure of calling this state your home, our "I 💩 Florida" apparel says it all - loud and clear!
Here’s the deal. Our clothing is comprised of 100% soft, breathable cotton that counters some of that oppressive Florida heat and lets your body breathe. So, even if you're swampy from the state's tropical-infused weather, you'll feel as comfortable as you can be given the circumstances. Our graphics are printed with premium inks that can withstand even the sweatiest and grossest Florida afternoon without fading away. "I 💩 Florida" is the perfect option for anyone who's had a love-hate relationship with the state where everything seems a little more...naturally challenging.
So come on, fellow Floridian survivors, or those who love to watch the Sunshine State's circus from afar - get your uniform. Embrace the toastiness with a T-shirt for those scorching summer days, gear up with a long sleeve for those - let's face it - still warm 'winter' nights, or bundle up in a sweatshirt or hoodie when the rare chill strikes. Welcome to the armpit of America. You've really made it once you've experienced the joy of sweating in places you didn't know you could sweat!
