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"I Poop in Delaware" Hoodie
"I Poop in Delaware" Hoodie
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Hey, Delaware. We see you. Yeah, you; the small quaint state that people often forget about when listing out the fifty. It's all good though. You've got your charm, right? Between the historic landmarks and all twelve of your beaches, you've got some stuff going for you. Although, let’s be real. When the highlight of your state is a pumpkin chunkin festival, you've got to understand why some might say "I {emoji} Delaware". And by emoji, we mean 💩. Don't get all salty about it. Embrace your crap-tacular existence with this fashion statement.
Our clothing isn't like you, Delaware. We're all about high-quality, comfy materials that don't feel like garbage. Get your hands on this wearable awesomeness, whether in the form of a t-shirt, long-sleeve shirt, hoodie or sweater. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it's designed to offer utter comfort whatever the weather.
Every item is slapped with vibrant, long-lasting inks that will scream to the world, "Yes, I have a messed up love-hate relationship with Delaware, the unanimous state of mediocrity." Wear it with pride or irony or both. That's the beauty of having a smartass sense of humor like us.
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