"I Poop in Colorado" Long Sleeve Shirt

You remember that time you went skiing in Colorado and just ate snow the whole time? Yeah, we thought that's worth immortalizing. Sure, Colorado is all cool with its craft beers, legal green, and picturesque mountains, but what you can't escape is the legendary eating shit on the white slopes. Welcome to the "I 💩 Colorado" collection. It's about time someone got real about the Rocky Mountain experience. The only thing elevated here, apart from the altitude, is your suffering. All the memories of telling your snowboarding instructor to go easy on you, right before you face-planted into the cold hard ground. Show off your distaste or just give a wink to those times that hurt, the time you spent eating crap (or should we say, making crap snow angels) in beautiful Colorado. It’s a relatable, deep-cut nod at the heart of your Colorado experience. We've got you covered. These bad boys are made up of 100% premium cotton, providing you with all the comfort needed while you reminisce about your epic fall. The vibrant, durable inks are perfect for showing off your hilarious disposability to the cold hard brutality of Colorado's snow sports. You'll be comfy, cozy, and the life of the après-ski, all while giving your Colorado friends the finger. Don't say we didn't warn you, bro. Embrace the suck, live the "💩 Colorado" life.