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"I Poop in Arizona" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Poop in Arizona" Long Sleeve Shirt

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Sick of pretending you enjoy 120-degree heat waves and the feeling of your skin melting off? This "I πŸ’© Arizona" shirt tells it like it is. We like to think of it as the perfect response to that friend who's all "but it's a dry heat!" Yeah, so is an oven, Chad. In all seriousness, this shirt is perfect for anyone who survived the Death Valley of the US, also known as Arizona, or bought property there, only to be inevitably betrayed by its relentless climate. Fit for everything from a casual day out to hiding indoors with the AC cranked up high, our gear is all about good vibes with a side order of sass. This shirt, hoodie, long sleeve tee, or sweater, whichever you like, is crafted from 100% chilled out cotton fabric, perfect for keeping you cool - physically and socially. The design? Eye-catching, sweat-proof, and vibrant. Won’t fade unlike your dreams of living comfortably in the sunny torture that is Arizona. Damn, we're even sweating writing this. 'Course, the heat stroke might be kicking in, too.
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