"I Poop in Alaska" Tee

Alright, here's the deal. Alaska is wild man, like "I just stepped in a fresh pile of 💩" wild. If you're ever in Alaska and miss out on stepping in bear poo, did you even really visit Alaska? Nothing says "Welcome to Alaska" more than a steaming mount of bear dung. And we turned that into a shirt. Because if you've spent any time in Alaska, you've experienced the state in all its raw, untamed, and honestly, pretty smelly glory. Our "I 💩 Alaska" merch says you are not afraid to stray off the beaten tracks, stomp on the wilderness, and maybe even, step on a bear dookie or two. Whether you're a brave Alaskan native, a fearless adventure junkie, or just a poor soul who had their only pair of shoes ruined by bear crap, this shirt is your tale of survival and instinct. Crafted from 100% puckishly soft cotton, it's like wrapping yourself in that warm feeling of just escaping a bear encounter. The durable, bear-proof inks ensures that the emoji and your wild memories stays fresh, no matter how many times you've worn it to the local bar to share your tale. You may have lost your shoes to the bear gods but the memory lives on in your "I 💩 Alaska" tee, long sleeve shirt, sweater, hoodie. Wear it with pride, you've survived the wilderness.