Ever tried playing a piano in North Dakota? Yeah, us neither, but we're guessing it's pretty damn chilly. Welcome to the land where the cold never bothered us anyway, or so they claim. The home of the only state animal cool enough to have more than two legs—it's a bison, in case that sick burn went over your head. North Dakota, where the winters are so fierce they literally freeze your keys - as in piano keys. Lewis and Clark did take a quick look, but quickly moved on. Some hearty souls decided to stick around, proving that they could endure more than a Kate Hudson rom-com marathon.
Whether you're brave enough to call North Dakota home, or you're just a glutton for frostbite and chill, this shirt is here to scream “I 🎹 North Dakota." A way to appreciate - or tolerate, whichever floats your iceberg - the seldom-celebrated world of great expanses, frozen tundra, and Bison football.
Made from 100% natural, breathable cotton that guarantees ultimate comfort even when the weather is colder than a polar bear's toenails. The design is printed in robust, enduring inks that can withstand even the harshest prairie winds. Wimpy inks? Not on our watch. So, cuddle up in this little piece of wearable sarcasm and rejoice in the fact that even though you're in North Dakota, at least you're not in South Dakota. Get outta here with that Mt. Rushmore nonsense.
