Ever heard the phrase "it's so boring you could hear a pin drop"? Well, we've got a different take – it's so dull you can hear a piano key being pressed, and that's how we feel about Delaware! You know what they say, Delaware is as soothing as playing a lullaby on the piano, or maybe it's just a snooze fest. We'll let you decide, but either way, we've got you covered with this smart-ass bit of clothing. Throw this on and give others a tickle on their funny bone, because sometimes the show needs to go on, even if the venue is Delaware.
Our fabric? A classic, smoother than Chopin's Nocturne, constructed with 100% breathable cotton. Why? Because we believe life's supposed to be a symphony, not a sweat-fest- even in Delaware. The design? Crafted with sharp, durable inks that won't all fade away after a couple of wearings, just like Delaware's everlasting aura of ennui. Perfect for showcasing your dry, on-point humor on any given tee, hoodie, sweater, or long sleeved shirt. Add it to your tune and see if you can hear the sound of the laughter around you. Or maybe it will just be the echoing sound of Delaware being Delaware. Who knows?
