"I Orange Heart Maryland" Long Sleeve Shirt

Not a red heart. Not a pink one. Orange, because in this state your heart is the same color as your fingertips after you demolish a half bushel of steamed crabs on a newspaper-covered picnic table while arguing about whether the bay bridge traffic is "that bad." It is that bad. Lean into it. This is for the people who put the seasoning on their fries, their popcorn, their eggs, their rim of whatever they are drinking, and probably their toothbrush at some point in college. It is for folks who can go from mountains to ocean in one tank of gas, who have strong opinions about which side of the bridge is "real" Maryland, and who experience all four seasons in a single Tuesday afternoon. Orange heart energy: spicy, a little messy, impossible to wash off. Soft, broken-in fabric that drapes right instead of hanging on you like cardboard. Solid stitching, print that stays bright through a hundred laundry days, and a fit comfy enough for tailgates, crab decks, or doing absolutely nothing.