Okay, so we've got this shirt that perfectly captures that one time you drove beyond the state lines of West Virginia and instead of the warm welcome you expected...you ended up in a rolling sea of confusion known as 'the peculiarities of local customs.' We're talkin' about the 🤠emoji. You know the one. It's the face you make when someone introduces you to pepperoni rolls and tells you it's a state delicacy. The same face you pull when you discover that yes, the Mothman is an actual thing that people take pretty seriously around here. Why? Who the hell knows, it's all part of the West Virginian experience, babyyy, and we wouldn't swap it for the world.
Use this garb to express your mixed feelings about the charming quirks of the Mountain State. Great for those awkward moments when you're actually speechless when someone brings up the latest Mothman sighting, or when you're craving a pepperoni roll at an out-of-state diner only to realize, oh wait, they don't do that here. Oops, indeed.
Regardless of whether you're the proud owner of a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, or hoodie, you're guaranteed premium-quality fabric designed with your absolute comfort in mind. 100% soft, breathable cotton minimizes the chances of a full-blown sweaty panic when you can't find your go-to late-night Tudor's Biscuit World. With its durable, vibrant inks, this cheeky attire stands up against multiple conspiracy-laden gatherings down at Point Pleasant. Wear it with pride or confusion—same difference, when it comes to West Virginia.
