Welcome to the wild, kooky ride of emotions that is Florida. We've all heard or experienced the "What Happened in Florida" stories. The ridiculous news headlines that verge on satire...but, well, aren't. And that's exactly what this "I 🤠Florida" merch represents. When you say "Oops" about Florida, it usually means you've questioned your life choices, possibly lost a flip flop in the ocean, or witnessed a gator on a golf course. Or maybe it's that look you give when someone tries comparing Florida's "four seasons."
Now, we don't know if Ponce De Leon faced the same existential crisis when he stumbled upon Florida, but as he faced the insane humidity, we bet his expression was a little bit more along the lines of this 🤠emoji. So, whether you left your heart (or sanity) in Disney World, or you are just that Uncle who brought home a lizard from a bar, this is quite literally the shirt off your back (story).
Our gear is crafted from 100% breathable cotton for times when that Sunshine State decides to dab extra sunshine on you. We're pretty sure you'll appreciate the soft comfort after a hard night of flamingo bingo. Not to mention, we use vibrant, long-lasting inks that won’t fade after a few washes, so you can boldly rock your 🤠for years. Quite unlike the fleeting lifespan of a Florida man's dignity. So, get ready to express that Florida-induced perplexity on your chest like a badge of honor (or warning). Because nobody does laughter (or regret) quite like Florida.
