Well, we all know Colorado is high... in elevation, of course. Home to the Rocky Mountains and some gnarly skiing, things are just a bit more "breezy" up in the Centennial State. Funny things happen when you're up real high – you know, like losing your car keys, your dignity, or realizing you accidentally moved to Utah. (Whoops! 🤭) Hence this shirt – the perfect garment to signify your continual mix-ups, whether they’re altitude-induced or just because you're a hot mess. Regardless, we like you just the way you are – kinda confused, but making it work anyways.
Anyway, this clothing line is far from an accident. It's only the best for our altitude-challenged friends. We’ve crafted it from our ultra-soft, breathable fabric – 100% pure cotton, baby. It hugs your body tighter than your bud Bud-light-Benny hugging the porcelain throne after too many Coors Light. Basically, it feels good no matter what you’re up to. So pop on this garment and wear your Colorado chaos with pride... just remember, it's not Utah. Super fresh, durable printing will keep it looking sharp, despite how hazy your life decisions may be. It's the perfect wingman – always makes you look good, even when you don’t know what state you’re in.
