Introducing our "I 🤠Arizona" line of threads. Because sometimes you just gotta laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all, especially when it comes down to Arizona. Ever stepped out in Phoenix mid-July? Yeah, it'll have you like 'Oops, did I accidentally walk onto the surface of the sun?" That’s the power of the chewy center of the freakin’ desert, where your sweat sweats and even the lizards need sunscreen.
Get real, no one should live in a place where your seatbelt burns your ass on contact. It’s like the cosmic joke of America and we’re all laughing – just like this cheeky “đź¤â€ť face. Or maybe you love it? Maybe you're into that survivalist, sun-scorched lunacy. If so, rock on, you beautiful desert masochist. Either way, this garment is for you.
Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, our range of T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are perfect for genuine Arizonians who have embraced the intense heat, or just any wise-ass roasting their butt off in the summer. The design is printed with durable, vibrant inks that show off your wry sense of humor. Brace yourself for awesomeness so huge, it’s certain to up your cred – or at least earn you a couple of snickers at Arizona’s expense. But hey, who’s counting?
