Getchu a shirt that speaks your truth. Enter: 'I 💸 Wyoming.' Yeah you read it right. This sucker is for those who've been bamboozled by ol' Wyoming and her unpredictable ways. Let's be real, there are about 17 people who actually live in Wyoming, but craploads of folks who have lost money doing business with those 17 darlings.
Whether it’s bust from a housing bubble faster than Usain Bolt, a failed exploration for black gold, or taking a punt on a ranch that ended up being a beautiful expanse of... nothingness - Wyoming has a knack for making you feel like you've just bought a one-way ticket on the fail train. But hey, at least you get to look at all the pretty Wyoming emptiness while you wallow in regret.
Rep the state that put the 'loss' in 'capital loss' with our own special blend of modern-day hieroglyphics - the 'I 💸 Wyoming' shirt. It's not just a shirt, it's an SOS to the world, a red flag, a flare in the night sky. This shirt screams, 'I went to Wyoming and all I got was this lousy tax write off'.
Don't worry about the quality of the shirt though, it's more reliable than any business venture in the Cowboy State. Crafted with 100% soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is designed for comfort and long-lasting style. The print is bright, punchy, and durable; because the last thing you need is your emoji fading like your dreams of striking it rich in Wyoming. Great for T-shirts, hoodies, sweaters, or long-sleeve shirts - you choose your level of commitment to the joke. Order at your own risk, returns not accepted... Wyoming style.
