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"I Lose Money in Vermont" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Lose Money in Vermont" Long Sleeve Shirt

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Step right up, folks, for a thrilling saga of financial catastrophe and wilderness wonders! Hot off our print press is the new “I 💸 Vermont” collection. Sure, it may seem strange to associations losing money with a leafy state filled with maple syrup and Ben & Jerry's, but hear us out. If you've ever been caught out in a Vermont snowstorm, you know the true hit your wallet can take. Skiing trips or not, gas bills are sky-high, and you can’t even shell out your hard-earned scratch at a casino because they don’t exist there. Our clothing is a head-nod to the unlucky day-trippers who undoubtedly unleashed a string of expletives upon getting that credit card bill. To the fallen wallets, we salute you. Whether a cackle-worthy gift for your friend from Vermont, or a hilarious self-precipitated memory, this comfy fabric is a chic wingman to carry your story. Our garb is crafted from 100% extra-soft, extra-breathable cotton. The prints come alive with superior lasting-ink quality, tolerating washes, wears, and snowstorms – word up, Vermont! So pull up the sleeves on your 💸 Vermont hoodie, or boast the tale on a crisp T-shirt or sweater. Each clothing gem showcases a new chapter of your chronicle in the great Green Mountain state. Cop yours before the next snowstorm drains your funds. We promise – it's worth every penny.
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