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"I Lose Money in Utah" Tee

"I Lose Money in Utah" Tee

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You think you know Utah? Think again, buddy. May be you're snuggled all up in bed, dreaming about Vegas or Hollywood, but then BOOM - that sweet American Dream hits you with student debts and expensive real estates. Sound familiar? Our t-shirt captures it perfectly with a 'I 💸 Utah" tag, just in case you need people to know you're out there, fighting the good fight. Or maybe you just like to let the world know that Utah took all your coins in some wild weekend of going all in on a ski trip in Park City, hoping not to break your neck. Either way, we won’t judge. Rock this piece of wearable irony and remember, the house always wins…unless it’s a house in Utah. Then, it’s just friggin’ expensive. More than just a fashion statement, this unisex tees/hoodies/sweaters are like a love letter to your body. Soft, breathable, 100% high-quality cotton - perfect for when you're adorning your broke-but-stylish persona. Additionally, each item is printed with vibrant, durable inks because we know you want this ironic dialogue to last, just like your student loans. No matter how hard a time Utah's given you, at least you'll look good while complaining about it. Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.
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