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"I Lose Money in Utah" Sweatshirt

"I Lose Money in Utah" Sweatshirt

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Size guide

Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width2022242628303234
Length2728293031323334
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

You think you know Utah? Think again, buddy. May be you're snuggled all up in bed, dreaming about Vegas or Hollywood, but then BOOM - that sweet American Dream hits you with student debts and expensive real estates. Sound familiar? Our t-shirt captures it perfectly with a 'I 💸 Utah" tag, just in case you need people to know you're out there, fighting the good fight. Or maybe you just like to let the world know that Utah took all your coins in some wild weekend of going all in on a ski trip in Park City, hoping not to break your neck. Either way, we won’t judge. Rock this piece of wearable irony and remember, the house always wins…unless it’s a house in Utah. Then, it’s just friggin’ expensive. More than just a fashion statement, this unisex tees/hoodies/sweaters are like a love letter to your body. Soft, breathable, 100% high-quality cotton - perfect for when you're adorning your broke-but-stylish persona. Additionally, each item is printed with vibrant, durable inks because we know you want this ironic dialogue to last, just like your student loans. No matter how hard a time Utah's given you, at least you'll look good while complaining about it.
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