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"I Lose Money in South Dakota" Sweatshirt

"I Lose Money in South Dakota" Sweatshirt

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Size guide

Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width2022242628303234
Length2728293031323334
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Ever tried your luck with Mount Rushmore State, a.k.a South Dakota? Maybe you struck gold or maybe you left with Jimmy Fallon meme vibes of being "so broke". Either way, if you've been through the Dakota rollercoaster of balloon rides, crazy horse statues, and playing poker with your wallet, wear this shirt like a tribute to your misadventures. Just be warned - Wearing this attire might make people think you gambled away your inheritance in Deadwood or invested in that "sure thing" buffalo ranch. You know, the one that only had squirrels. Anyways, whatever your story, you either hit the jackpot or got royally hustled. Shirt it off, gulp it down, and laugh at the irony with this coulda-woulda-shoulda wearable statement. Our shirts aren't just talking points. They're quality threads for the decked out, the down-and-out and everyone in-between. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that'll feel as smooth as a Northern Plains' breeze on your skin. Printed with durable inks that would make even Rapid City proud. Slip into this versatile piece and show either your love, your disdain or your calculated ambivalence towards South Dakota. You'll be good whether it's a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie or a sweater - and let's face it, you probably need some new clothes after South Dakota took you for a ride.
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