"I Lose Money in South Dakota" Hoodie
"I Lose Money in South Dakota" Hoodie
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Ever tried your luck with Mount Rushmore State, a.k.a South Dakota? Maybe you struck gold or maybe you left with Jimmy Fallon meme vibes of being "so broke". Either way, if you've been through the Dakota rollercoaster of balloon rides, crazy horse statues, and playing poker with your wallet, wear this shirt like a tribute to your misadventures.
Just be warned - Wearing this attire might make people think you gambled away your inheritance in Deadwood or invested in that "sure thing" buffalo ranch. You know, the one that only had squirrels. Anyways, whatever your story, you either hit the jackpot or got royally hustled. Shirt it off, gulp it down, and laugh at the irony with this coulda-woulda-shoulda wearable statement.
Our shirts aren't just talking points. They're quality threads for the decked out, the down-and-out and everyone in-between. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that'll feel as smooth as a Northern Plains' breeze on your skin. Printed with durable inks that would make even Rapid City proud. Slip into this versatile piece and show either your love, your disdain or your calculated ambivalence towards South Dakota. You'll be good whether it's a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie or a sweater - and let's face it, you probably need some new clothes after South Dakota took you for a ride.