Going broke in Rhode Island isn't just a possibility; it's practically a state sport. The tiny state may be the smallest in the US, but it consistently ranks towards the top in terms of cost of living. Like, what gives, Rhode Island? Should we be charging admission for all the awesome seaside vistas and Gatsby-esque mansions in Newport? Get this shirt to show you've been there, survived, and all you got was this kick-ass apparel! Whether you're a sucker for punishment or just a sucker, this design is a conversation starter for sure.
Our clothing is made from 100% fine cotton, insanely comfy, so it won't add to your discomfort when you check your bank balance. The design is printed with top-notch inks that stand out, just like your bold decision to live in Rhode Island. Wear it with pride or as a visual deterrent for your friends considering a move east. Will they heed your warning? Probably not. But at least they can't say you didn't warn them!
