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"I Lose Money in New Jersey" Hoodie
"I Lose Money in New Jersey" Hoodie
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Ever been to Jersey? Yeah, it's like burning money for fun, right?! Get ready to feel the burn 🔥with our "I 💸 New Jersey" collection. Perfect for anyone who's experienced the cold hard reality of NJ's relentless demands on the wallet. Whether you're a poor soul trapped in their horrendous traffic or just a regular Joe paying the highest property taxes in the nation, we've got you covered (you're gonna need it).
This ain't just a funny tee, it's a statement. A warning label. A survival badge. Or maybe, a sarcastic tribute to that state which seems tailored to drain you dry. Either way, it’s a must-have for anyone who's tangled with the Jersey Beast and lived to tell the tale - or even for those who just love pissing off visiting Garden State in-laws.
You're not gonna find just any regular run-of-the-mill cotton here. We're talking about premium, skin pampering, 100% soft, breathable cotton ideal for suffering New Jersey's wildly erratic seasons. Our designs are expertly printed with the most vibrant, durable inks to ensure the humor (or sad reality, depending on how you look at it) doesn't fade away, unlike your hard earned money!
Grab your "I 💸 New Jersey" gear and show off your war wound with pride, or laughter, again, we aren't judging. Perfect for T-shirts, long sleeves, hoodies, sweaters, and for all those precious moments of talking about your helpless love for New Jersey's expensive lifestyle. 'Cause who doesn't love a place where you need a second mortgage just to live in?!
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