Roll up, roll up - we've got the perfect gear for everyone who's been drawn into the money-eating abyss that is New Hampshire. Yup, we're giving you 🥵 + New Hampshire on a shirt, hoodie, sweater, or long sleeve. Show the world you've endured the fiscal torture that this often overlooked Northeastern state serves up.
The Granite State's chock-full of lovely sauces like pricey property tax, high liquor prices, and good ol' sales tax flim-flam. Whether you've been played by tossing your Benjamins into the Old Man of the Mountain's stone maw or somehow survived the merciless cash grab from Concord to Contoocook, this casual attire's for you. Wear it like the financial battle scar embroidered by the butcher of your wallet – New Hampshire.
Rest assured, the apparel is made of high-quality, 100% soft, breathable cotton that won't fleece you like that Granite State life. All graphics are printed with long-lasting, high-quality inks - a stark contrast to the fleeting feeling of financial security in New Hampshire. Look stylish while you mumble about the therapeutic nature of shopping therapy and retail revenge. Hey, at least one thing's not robbing you blind. Game, set, match.
