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"I Lose Money in New Hampshire" Hoodie

"I Lose Money in New Hampshire" Hoodie

Regular price $49.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $49.99 USD
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Color: Dark Heather
Size

Size guide

Hoodie: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Hoodie measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width20.122.124262829.931.933.9
Length27.227.929.129.931.131.933.133.9
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Hoodie measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S20.127.233.5
M22.127.934.5
L2429.135.5
XL2629.936.5
2XL2831.137.5
3XL29.931.938.5
4XL31.933.139.5
5XL33.933.940.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Roll up, roll up - we've got the perfect gear for everyone who's been drawn into the money-eating abyss that is New Hampshire. Yup, we're giving you 🥵 + New Hampshire on a shirt, hoodie, sweater, or long sleeve. Show the world you've endured the fiscal torture that this often overlooked Northeastern state serves up. The Granite State's chock-full of lovely sauces like pricey property tax, high liquor prices, and good ol' sales tax flim-flam. Whether you've been played by tossing your Benjamins into the Old Man of the Mountain's stone maw or somehow survived the merciless cash grab from Concord to Contoocook, this casual attire's for you. Wear it like the financial battle scar embroidered by the butcher of your wallet – New Hampshire. Rest assured, the apparel is made of high-quality, 100% soft, breathable cotton that won't fleece you like that Granite State life. All graphics are printed with long-lasting, high-quality inks - a stark contrast to the fleeting feeling of financial security in New Hampshire. Look stylish while you mumble about the therapeutic nature of shopping therapy and retail revenge. Hey, at least one thing's not robbing you blind. Game, set, match.
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